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NOTE: Sorcerer’s Stone was published in 1998 in the UNITED STATES. It was published in 1997 in the UNITED KINGDOM.
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When I hear Michael Jackson music in public
I hear it start to play
I start obsessing
Then I’m jammin like there’s no tomorrow.
People give me wierd looks that say, “What the fuck?”
So I give them a scary look.
And they’re like
Then I’m back to jammin.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
(Source: jennyjustbeatit)
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
- Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
- Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
- Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
- Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
- Peeta: ALSO
- Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
- Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
- Daughter: Dad why are you even-
- Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
- Clove: Glimmer, we have to talk to you..
- Glimmer: Does lamb stew have carbs?
- Marvel: ...Yes..
- Clove: Glimmer, you're wearing black pants. It's the last day of training.
- Glimmer: So?
- Cato: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
- Glimmer: Whatever, those rules aren't real.
- Cato: They were real that day I wore the brown shirt!
- Glimmer: Because that shirt was disgusting.
- Clove: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
- Glimmer: ..These black pants are all that fits me right now.
- Clove: ...
- Cato: ...
- Marvel: ...
- Glimmer: Fine. You can fight alone at the cornucopia, bitches.
- *walks into Thresh*
- Thresh: Watch where you're going, fat ass!
- Tributes: *laughs*
When I accidentally hit my pet.
First, I’m like:
And then, I run after him like:
Lmao
Fucking always
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@megschmegg :)
JFC, can I marry this Tumblr?????
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
TEAM MICROSOFT
how…many…times…have…i…reblogged…this…already?
FUCKING MASTERPIECE
Words don’t even….
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Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
